if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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