I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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