I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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