You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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