i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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