is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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