I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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