Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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