those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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