To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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