We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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