Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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