Where is the hickey?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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