would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize