so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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