I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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