how can u be prego again
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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