So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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