# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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