i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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