Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
