I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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