Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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