so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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