porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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