Just took my morning after pill in the library
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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