Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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