Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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