ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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