I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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