she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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