Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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