$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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