Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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