It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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