She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Randomize
