My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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