Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
