do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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