It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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