I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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