if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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