why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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