She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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