Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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