we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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