i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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