Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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