id be glad to
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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