Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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