We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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