Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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