So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
babies were throwing up all over the place
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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